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Post by gutsyGumshoe on Jun 30, 2012 19:23:56 GMT -5
-- aspasiaAvenged [AA] opened a memo at 20:06 --
AA: Alright, so it's come to my attention that there is absolutely nothing to do around my house anymore.
AA: I've informed my brother of this conundrum and he's simply waved his hand in my direction and informed me to find something to do.
AA: And yet...
AA: When I venture into his room and play with his violin, I get yelled at and sent to my room, so I don't quite understand what he's saying anymore.
AA: One minute he's exclaiming "Juon! Go find something to do!" in which I respond with "Brother, I am searching for something to entertain my intellectual mind, yet nothing here strikes my interest.".
AA: Unfortunately, that doesn't sit well with him.
AA: So I'm reaching out to my friends via this silly messaging system to jump through hoops in order to make me smile.
AA: To keep you all up-to-date, I've located my claw gloves but have yet to find my machete.
AA: I've come to believe that my older brother has hidden it or thrown it away to spite me.
AA: It's a terrible thing, actually!
AA: I wish I could return my precious Jason to his place upon my bedroom wall.
AA: ...
AA: I've only now noticed that I'm babbling on nonsensically to myself about things that not even I can give a rat's ass about.
AA: This is quite awkward.
[ ooc;; hey guys! i just wanted to open a pesterchum rp thing because i was a tad bored and while waiting for the other roleplay to either gain more people or something, i assumed hey!...let's open a memo!
anybody can reply to it, feel free to jump in with a fan troll or kid or both! <3 ]
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Post by 2iilveraries on Jun 30, 2012 19:55:34 GMT -5
--indecisiveAdvocate [IA ]responded to the memo--
IA: so you believe that opening a memo was a good idea to ease this boredom
IA: you really went that far huh
IA: so sad
IA: i mean you could i do not know go outside miss
IA: no no never mind i forgot fresh air kills
IA: however here i am in the same position
IA: eh go figure
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Post by gutsyGumshoe on Jun 30, 2012 20:08:18 GMT -5
AA: Sad?
AA: Pardon my speech, but I believe that I have an actual life.
AA: And..what do you have?
AA: That's right!
AA: You *don't* have a life!
AA: So I believe this situation calls for a lot more of you shutting the fuck up.
AA: Wouldn't you say?
AA: Still, to see you online and responding to a sad girl's memo tickles my funny bone.
AA: Mainly because you have nothing to do with your petty life.
AA: Or is it you have been grounded and bound to your bedroom by your guardian?
AA: How sad, Danniel!
AA: (:
AA: Haha.
AA: Ignore my smiley face and random outburst of laughter. I found it to be a hilarious mental image.
AA: But now, here comes the question which I dread to let slither out of the chambers in my brain and down through the nerves which touch my fingertips.
AA: What exactly *are* you doing here in my memo?
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Post by 2iilveraries on Jun 30, 2012 20:16:11 GMT -5
IA: oh yes ouch that hurt aw there go my feelings all over the keyboard
IA: wait never mind false alarm that was just dust
IA: ......
IA: okay maybe i made a pitfall and filled it with a few snakes
IA: apparently that is grounding material to her
IA: they came out alright just a few bruises but nothing my babies cant handle
IA: oh and the few guests were alright as well i suppose
IA: also you cannot expect other people to respond to you memo because darling many people can access it and say something
IA: expecting nobody to comment but yourself is pretty sad is that what you where hoping
IA: yes
IA: well too bad
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Post by gutsyGumshoe on Jul 2, 2012 23:30:01 GMT -5
AA: My deepest sorrows.
AA: I'll send you a small box with a duster inside so you can clean off that thing you claim to be a keyboard.
AA: Have you seen my keyboard?
AA: Now that's worth bragging over.
AA: A beautiful, see-through purple that is emulated from my glasses while the screen is plastered on the inside of both lenses.
AA: I can sense your jealousy!
AA: Snakes you say?
AA: Honestly, Dann. Have you learned nothing from past experiences?
AA: You're like a goat with a washcloth.
AA: You keep chewing on that cloth before it gets taken away from you.
AA: But you keep fucking going back like a retarded piece of crap.
AA: Hun, your life seems quite dull if you ask me.
AA: The spirits of my home have been bothering me and pushing me around day-by-day.
AA: I'm growing quite angry at them, but I can't react in a negative fashion seeing as they are the ones who choose which objects I am allowed to have.
AA: Sometimes, I wonder why I live where I do.
AA: My brother seems to enjoy it, though.
AA: Plus, the spirits make for excellent pranking buddies!
AA: However, I don't feel like sharing more information with you seeing as you aren't really worth my time.
AA: Still, it's better than speaking to a wall all day.
AA: (And then having it suddenly answer you.)
AA: Quite intimidating, if you ask me...
AA: Oh look, I'm talking about shit not even *I* care about.
AA: Go figure...
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Post by 2iilveraries on Jul 2, 2012 23:41:49 GMT -5
IA: ah yes i am just oozing with jealously at the moment
IA: i just can't hold it in
IA: once again false alarm but i do not need any fancy like keyboard
IA: if it works it works and that is that no need to be fancy it just makes you a show off
IA: as what you are my dear and that would be the truth even if you do not like it
IA: yes snakes i have to do something with them
IA: hanging around in a tank isnt exactly peaceful is it
IA: plus they needed some time out a perfect plan into action
IA: a bit over used trap yes but going back to the classics is a plus for well the one who set the trap
IA: dull ha right and having spirits talking to you is any better
IA: plus i believe you are just pulling my leg here about this spirit bullshit
IA: you have been drowning in this horror stuff for how long i believe its actually messing with your own mind honey
IA: but whatever i guess no
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Post by apocalypticDominace on Jul 3, 2012 4:18:05 GMT -5
--apocalypticTrianlges [AT ]responded to the memo--
AT: Uh....I'm not uh really sure whats going...um on but
AT: m-may I as-ak as to why you are all...
AT: arguing...and things.
AT: but if thats to...uh rude then I'll
AT: just...uh go and
AT: not b-be here.
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Post by gutsyGumshoe on Jul 3, 2012 8:44:51 GMT -5
AA: I'm quite aware of how jealous you are, Dann.
AA: ...wait just one moment.
AA: You. AT
AA: Don't you exit out of this memo.
AA: I don't recognize your handle...
AA: But I'm quite curious unlike the ugly duckling over here.
AA: *points to IA*
AA: So please excuse his mild idiocy in advance.
AA: Might you please answer the next question I am about to prop up and kindly await an answer?
AA: Who are you?
AA: Though, if you're into the mysterious genre of figure-it-out, then I can play along. (;
AA: Shit hold on.
AA: *(:
AA: I do heavily loathe my keyboard at most times.
AA: However, Dann, I do not kid when it comes to spirits.
AA: Granted I do stay up for endless hours of the night watching the Nightmare on Elm Street and the entire Saw series without batting an eyelash, my mind doesn't ever wander.
AA: I've come across some nasty spirits, and some warm and fuzzy ones. Metaphorically speaking, of course.
AA: In the abandoned castles that are scattered across my homeland, a variety of ghosts and other supernatural spectres lay.
AA: If you don't believe me, I could take a few pictures for you.
AA: Actually, I can't.
AA: Ghosts don't appear on footage.
AA: Kind of like vampires.
AA: Do you get it, Dann? Or should I slow my speech and use baby words?
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Post by apocalypticDominace on Jul 5, 2012 4:28:19 GMT -5
AT: Uh...m-mysterious
AT: Im n-not mystirious
AT: M-my name is...uh V-vadrea....um deltae
AT: If its not..uh bad
AT: m-may I ask your uh...name?
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Post by 2iilveraries on Jul 21, 2012 15:04:38 GMT -5
IA: lies lies it was just sarcasm dear get with the program
IA: oh yes that hurt AA
IA: are you not familiar that the ugly duckling does indeed become something beautiful like myself
IA: look new person if anybody should be ignored around here its miss high strung crazy cat lady over there
IA: juon you are still spewing nonsense that is spirits you must be careful or somebody might take you to the crazy house although you in such a place would be a right fit
IA: yes yes i get it you are loony i will not believe you until i myself have experience spooky behavior that you have talked about
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